Greatest OLS Players Hall of Fame

[thelastdragonslayer]

I'd like to nominate Bacon for being the mastermind behind everything that happens in OLS 27.
The way he tactfully didn't show up tricked everyone into thinking he was a weak player, when in reality he was controlling their every movement.
Even I had no idea he was such a mastermind until I was told this:
Survivor Guy 886 (9:18:32 PM): yeah. he's being sneaky by not showing up once, but he's really pulling all the strings, including yours.
That's right, even someone with dragon slaying abilities like myself was deceived into making a final 2 deal with him.
Although he currently maintains that he was out in 19th place (he somehow managed to beat an OLS winner), everyone who knows of his deceptive abilities and manipulative ways has deducted that he will return in a Outcast twist and undoubtedly win.
He will for sure sweep the jury votes because we all know he's (by far) the only player this season worthy of a win.

In the words of our dear Guy himself:
 TheLastDragonslayer (9:31:11 PM): you like ols bacon right though?

Survivor Guy 886 (9:31:33 PM): oh yeah. best player ever.



Thank you. Feel free to submit more nominations.

[awesomeguy247]

I'd like to nominate Kylemineault.

1. He has NEVER lost a tribal challenge (He never really won either, but let's ignore that)
2. He was on a tribe full of winners, so he had to have done something right.
3. The two people he has beat are a former double runner-up, and MotherHen, who has placed 18th twice!
4. Sure, he MAY have been removed for inactivity, but he's probably using his sexual appeal to come back and win another season